Alien Baby

Meet the newest addition to the Grube Family, Dear Readers. Say, “Hello.” To AB. AB is short for Alien Baby, so named beacuse before he got his little sprout (can you see if there at the top?) a friend very callously said he looked like an alien. Thankfully AB did not hear this cruel snipe but alas, the name stuck. With a little luck, dashes of hope and patience, AB will grow strong and tall and willingly offer me buckets of grandchildren, their grandfather, Russell, will then mercilessly mash into great green gobs of guacamole. I will just be careful never to eat AB’s children in front of him, unless it’s to enjoy the shade he offers and to get out of the sun. Come on! Lighten up! I never said I was nice and there’s never any judging here at Mary’s Kitchen.